Not Alan Rickman
Music and Lyrics by: Adam Leonard

A skyscraper with Bruce Willis in it
his nemesis: German terrorist
but itís not Alan Rickman
not Alan Rickman, no
itís just a character in a film.

Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman
swashbuckle the Sheriff of Nottingham
but itís not Alan Rickman
not Alan Rickman, no
itís just a character in a film
based on a myth.

A duel with Branagh sporting a black cape
the silkily evil Professor Snape
but itís not Alan Rickman
not Alan Rickman, no
itís just a character in a film
based on a book
from someoneís head.

truly, madly, deeply it is not Alan Rickman
truly, madly, deeply it is not Alan Rickman
truly, madly, deeply it is not Alan Rickman
truly, madly, deeply it is not Alan Rickman